Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Dear Table 67,

It was so wonderful to wait on you tonight!
I really enjoyed all of the exercise I got while running back and forth to get everyone a refill at a different time.
I was so excited that you found the extra napkins I gave you after I returned with another stack.
And don't worry about that chocolate milk spill on our brand new carpet! That's why we have a night cleaning crew!
I hope you enjoy the drink menu and salt and pepper shakers that were missing when you left. Don't worry, we keep plenty of these around, just in case the customers should need one for their homes!
And don't mention all those desserts I made you. I had so much fun at the dessert station making all SEVEN that I can barely write this without getting all giggly!

And best of all thank you so much for the thoughtful tip. The $9 on $95 will be well spent as my mortgage is almost due!

3 comments:

Upset Waitress said...

I hope someone in that party chokes on a turkey bone tomorrow. May their holiday be full of miserable times. Shit-heads.

GOD said...

Upset waitress sounds...upset (word on the street is that she's really a pussycat).

Waitress4Life, if you plan another "Dear Table" post, and you are open to contributions, please let me know. Great idea!

Peace,

- Dennis
www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com

Waitress4Life said...

After years of going back and forth between waitressing jobs, I finally lost the passwords to this blog... But I haven't given up! Or lost my absolute desire to share the JOYS of the restaurant world!!
Join me on the blog I CAN access and will be updating (hopefully!!) far more frequently in the near future!!
It's great to be back... I really need to vent! Waitress4Life
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