Sunday, December 16, 2007

Ritalin, Anyone?

Tonight we will be offering an appetizer course of Ritalin for your table, on the house.

Your table has been chosen as the recipient of three doses of Ritalin.
We offer this special only to qualified families!

To qualify you must meet the following criteria:
*Loud Children who won't sit down in their seats
*Taking over 35 minutes to get the children to decide what to eat
*Excessive drink spills
*Popcorn flying over your table
*Children who are constantly up running in our isles
*Children who bump into waitresses as they are carrying trays
*Grabbing things off the tray as the waitress tries to set them down
*Saying very inappropriate things to the waitress

If you need more than 4 glasses of wine to deal with your children, something may be wrong...

3 comments:

Upset Waitress said...

For sure is the people that own these types of curtain climbers shouldn't breed twice!!! I hate kids with a passion. I almost hate myself for being a kid once. Bastards!

Wally said...

Hahaha...

Do you offer rollie paper smoking Ritalin too?

Anna said...

I hate kids with a passion. I almost hate myself for being a kid once. Bastards!
Holy Shit UW... I was once a waitress and now I own my own child care centers. I love your statement and I am going to post your quote on my office doors. LOL. Thanks for making me laugh ;-)