tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2818163505358120165.post3678644957060119168..comments2023-09-29T11:31:26.002-04:00Comments on Waitress Stories: Tonight we are Serving ...Jenny Craig?Waitress4Lifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15181352996375098490noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2818163505358120165.post-18809870094327945562010-02-13T15:00:48.858-05:002010-02-13T15:00:48.858-05:00Some people! How about the ones who ask for water ...Some people! How about the ones who ask for water then put those crystal light packets in it. My boss hates that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2818163505358120165.post-4585497688115957232009-09-17T05:19:34.707-04:002009-09-17T05:19:34.707-04:00Option #1 is the only acceptable answer. I would ...Option #1 is the only acceptable answer. I would have just said "Sorry - it's a health code violation." Of course, my managers wouldn't even think to allow someone to do it either.Waitinghttp://www.waitinginvegas.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2818163505358120165.post-13851990337165079522007-10-16T19:03:00.000-04:002007-10-16T19:03:00.000-04:00Ok there are a few things you can do. Either or, y...Ok there are a few things you can do. Either or, you will turn out to be the bitch in this kind of situation.<BR/><BR/>1.) I'm so sorry Mam, it is against the law for you to bring food into a restaurant that isn't prepared by us.<BR/><BR/>2.) I will be happy to nuke your jenny Crag, however, we charge a "Cook your catch" fee. Why am I charging you? Because Mam, you are using my napkins, my salt and pepper, my ketchup, and my oxygen.<BR/><BR/>3.) I'm sorry mam, we don't have a microwave on the premises. We cook everything to order on a char-broiler, flat-top, in an oven, or with boiling water.<BR/><BR/>hehehe<BR/><BR/><BR/>P.S. Deleted original thred because I mis-spelled "Bitch"Upset Waitresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07389216893210851274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2818163505358120165.post-80209428874172570362007-10-16T19:01:00.000-04:002007-10-16T19:01:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Upset Waitresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07389216893210851274noreply@blogger.com